The Theater of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

calakazam:

this is the best line in any pokemon game tbh

calakazam:

this is the best line in any pokemon game tbh

(via a-wayward-daughter)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via zohbugg)

bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

(via the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid)

funnyandhilarious:

Why? Because fuck you! That’s why. »
fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

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(via agentrodgers)

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

Dih… did he RKO him?

(Source: forf0xsake, via that-guy-on-the-internet)

g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick, via huntyoudownwithoutmercy)

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(Source: beaniekhalifa23, via huntyoudownwithoutmercy)