The Theater of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

supermoclel:

shrekluvr:

ok how is “uglybitchmovement” positive to bodies

it’s taking back the insult of “ugly bitch” and turning it into a positive thing!!!!!

I GET IT

littlesierracat:

The first time you get over 10 notes on an original post. 

aflipofthepaige:

My boyfriend got the complete series of chuck for us! He is the best!

aflipofthepaige:

My boyfriend got the complete series of chuck for us! He is the best!

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theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

I have made this joke for years THE EXACT SAME JOKE

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disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

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littlesierracat:

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

Drinking coffee while reading this…..uh….

ohshitikilledbaurus:

I still get scared to talk to people I follow on here for some reason. I think I just worry that they’ll be like ‘ugh, who are you?’ even if we follow each other mutually haha

So many mutual feels

thatfunnyblog:

And finally someone said it

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tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

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harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

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