The Theater of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

(Source: mhysas, via luckypixi)

tastefullyoffensive:

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via agentrodgers)

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via a-wayward-daughter)

fattributes:

Banana Oat Donuts with Chocolate Ganache

OHMYGODITHINKIMIGHTDYFROMBEINGFOODAROUSED!!!

fattributes:

Banana Oat Donuts with Chocolate Ganache

OHMYGODITHINKIMIGHTDYFROMBEINGFOODAROUSED!!!

(via waytotalktopeople)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via a-wayward-daughter)

mortenavida:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer

To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve. 

THIS

Bruce. Banner.

(via a-wayward-daughter)

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

(via agentrodgers)

assbuttimpala:

ibelieveinthewinchesterbrothers:

shaarizad:

lettinggosthehardestpart:

thendverse:

if youre not part of the supernatural fandom you might want to reevaluate your life choices

the bodybag…

Is this… is this supernatural harlem shake?

That’s Osric in the bodybag, if you were wondering. 

and it was hIS DAY OFF BUT HE WANTED TO BE IN IT SO HE DROVE LIKE AN HOUR ON HIS FUCKING DAY OFF TO BE IN A BODY BAG ON THE GROUND I LOVE HIM

(Source: gracelesscas, via a-wayward-daughter)

barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

(Source: zitaodds, via the-harbinger-of-smiles)