The Theatre of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

themerc-witha-lightsaber:

I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.

(via downcomethewallsofjericho)

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

(via better-feared-than-loved)

(Source: silenthill, via spooky-watson)

vibranium:

helloimashoutyman:

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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(Source: femboss, via winchester-avenger)

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

(via shinmadokatensei)

puppetzeldas:

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"you complain but you’re all going to buy it anyways"

(via shinmadokatensei)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via the-harbinger-of-smiles)