The Theatre of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

Dream casting

Alison Brie as Harleen Quinzel in Gotham

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via downcomethewallsofjericho)

The plot of a Bioware game:

shaithepanda:

1. Fuck up everything
2. Befriend some misfits
3. Solve their life problems
4. Save the world

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officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via a-wayward-skeleton)

“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”

—   

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

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buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

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bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

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tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

I do it when I read. I cast characters with actors and I can then read the dialogue in their voice

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