The Theater of Bullshit

Grab your season pass and make sure you have good life insurance, this is gonna get messy

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(via waytotalktopeople)

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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(via agentrodgers)

How sexy is your name?

leander-ligo:

krissi2197:

glassbottledemon:

0-memento-mori-0:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE…

733

Do necrophiliacs get ‘MOURNING wood’?

thenetherrealm:

1lg-prvbs3-5-6:

Why am i still on this website……

I ask myself this every day.The answer is the gif-sets.

thenetherrealm:

1lg-prvbs3-5-6:

Why am i still on this website……

I ask myself this every day.

The answer is the gif-sets.

(via the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid)

ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

(via the-harbinger-of-smiles)

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

yungkawaiiinigga:

how im sposed to beat the pussy up now im too interested in the aesthetics of the art

(via better-feared-than-loved)

Send me a ♫ and i’ll put my itunes on shuffle + give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up!

(Source: bakrua, via tetsuyyaa)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via winchester-avenger)

fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.

fowllanguagecomics:

Whereas any real, self-respecting dad is only derpy, like, 50% of the time.

(via a-wayward-daughter)